Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square293fedilinkarrow-up1609arrow-down118
arrow-up1591arrow-down1image"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前message-square293fedilink
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up68·2 个月前All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?” Verbose disses only work in rap
minus-squareuntorquer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·2 个月前Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
minus-squareKeenFlame@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·2 个月前Aahhhh winner: “that watch?” You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前Or a Guy Richie film. “Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”
minus-squareDiurnambule@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·2 个月前Ho I have the same one. That the only one you have?
All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”
Verbose disses only work in rap
Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
Aahhhh winner:
“that watch?”
You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea
Or a Guy Richie film.
“Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”
*scratches head with gun*
Ho I have the same one. That the only one you have?