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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 天前

Anon tries to save money

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Anon tries to save money

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 天前
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  • insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe
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    2 天前

    Going outside when you’re nowhere near a city:

    A man (Mr. Bean) in a suit and tie is standing in a field of flowers looking at his wristwatch... with cuts of him playing with grass while sitting on the ground, standing and looking at the horizon, and then laying down on the ground with eyes closed

    (in USA at least)

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      If you’re from the South in England, and haven’t made any friends by uni (if you even get accepted) just give up, you’re never gonna make any, not over there at least.

      Northerner terrifies Londoners by saying “Hello”

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        I moved to the southeast like a year ago and yeah, people here are firmly aloof. I once said hi to a neighbour too loudly and I think he moved away.

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      That’s all of Alberta CA I think

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      You’ve never gone tromping through the woods?

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        That’s where me and the dudes go to have fun with each other.

      • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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        instructions misunderstood. Bear is playing doom Eternal with me. Please help.

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          I recommend the original, as it can run on anything.

          • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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            8 小时前

            The doom modding community is wonderful. Found a ton of mods here if anyone is interested:

            https://freedoom.github.io/

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            Including crabs

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        You’ll come back with dozens of friends (ticks)

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          2 天前

          My first friend is the sulfur sock.

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        Kind of (300+ miles on the trail), though I’ve never found anything close to a friend or a money.

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          I imagine you haven’t found fees or foes, though.

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