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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Let's play this game again

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Let's play this game again

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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    Teleportation.

    • crypto@sh.itjust.works
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      But you have to walk there

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        Time stops so you can walk there and appear as if you teleport.

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          But you still age relatively to the time it took you to get there.

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      You don’t get to decide the destination of your teleportation

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        “… and hoping each time the next leap… will be the leap home”

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        So, it’s like the Pipe in Mario Party ?

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      It is achieved by destroying your body where you depart, and reassembling a new one where you arrive. Your consciousness does not preserve.

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      it just makes a clone of you to whereever you wanted to teleport

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        do the clones also have the ability to “teleport” or produce a clone anywhere? because then it would be a truly shitty, world ending super power.

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          yes if they teleport then it makes more and they also dont know there clones they think the teleportation worked how it does in movies

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      Each time you teleport, a random person you know personally (and who knows you) gets teleported to the place you were

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        Can I choose who they are because if so that could be quite convenient

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          Do I have a cooldown, or can I just start repeatedly teleporting inside my basement?

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          No, that would be too easy haha, sorry

          Finally a superpower that’s nice for people who are isolated and have no contact with anyone

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      All your body parts teleport to different locations

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      Every time you do it you shit your pants

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      But you age 1 week every time you teleport

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