LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square893fedilinkarrow-up1437arrow-down141
arrow-up1396arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square893fedilink
minus-squarewanderwisley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 days agoWhen I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
minus-squarebampop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·6 days agoWhen you’re not completely naked, your clothes are invisible
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days agoYou can only use this superpower in winter.
minus-squareAdrianTheFrog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-25 days agoYou’re still perfectly visible in shadows and reflections. Anyone who catches you in a mirror will see you completely naked. Ambient light occlusion counts too, the area covered by your feet looks perfectly black. Edit: You can create this scenario pretty easily in Blender. Here’s what it might look like:
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoThat kind of makes it cooler. That would be fucking terrifying, I’d be making SOOOO many people believe in ghosts that can punch you in the face if I had this set up.
minus-squareeyelevel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-26 days agoOnly to people you’re attracted to.
minus-squareAllero@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·6 days agoYou still emit infrared radiation, and are visible to many cameras around.
minus-squareDagwood222@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoDoood, don’t half ass it. https://youtu.be/weL-NjlIQ0E
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoHow are you planning to ever have sex?
minus-squarewanderwisley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 days agoI will keep my socks on and just when I’m about to bust, socks come off and I scare the girl.
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoI like to call it “The Haunted Rodeo.”
When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
When you’re not completely naked, your clothes are invisible
Uncontrollable farts
I see this as a bonus!
You can only use this superpower in winter.
You’re still perfectly visible in shadows and reflections. Anyone who catches you in a mirror will see you completely naked.
Ambient light occlusion counts too, the area covered by your feet looks perfectly black.
Edit: You can create this scenario pretty easily in Blender. Here’s what it might look like:
That kind of makes it cooler. That would be fucking terrifying, I’d be making SOOOO many people believe in ghosts that can punch you in the face if I had this set up.
Only to people you’re attracted to.
You still emit infrared radiation, and are visible to many cameras around.
Doood, don’t half ass it.
https://youtu.be/weL-NjlIQ0E
How are you planning to ever have sex?
I will keep my socks on and just when I’m about to bust, socks come off and I scare the girl.
I like to call it “The Haunted Rodeo.”
Oof, extra tight
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