Prompt: vistavision movie still of a noir detective smiling and telling a joke to a loudly laughing alien creature with tentacles, in a diner while having coffee --ar 4:3 --v 6.0 --style raw
“And then he said: ‘That’s not where you put the probe!’”
https://imgur.com/a/rvjYlU7 - less artsy but I find it funnier. Same prompt but into ChatGPT4
Same prompt in StableDiffusion:
You can also inline it, even if it’s stored off-site:
![](https://i.imgur.com/PT4l47G.png)
Yields:
I love this
The detective has no idea how close he came catching Hannibal Smith that day
lol! Ok, I can’t unsee that anymore :)
noir
I’m a sucker for noir too, spent a while trying to get neat noir-looking stuff in Stable Diffusion.
A slightly more-serious take:
(two men:.1), sitting at table, bar, joking, noir, vector illustration, ink, hard light, light on dark,black-and-white,shadowed
ADDCOMM
alien with tentacles
ADDCOL
ADDCOL
detective, fedora
Negative prompt: ADDCOMM
ADDCOL
alien, detective
ADDCOL
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