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Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon gets a call from his past

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Anon gets a call from his past

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Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

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be in uni

be functional alcoholic

forget losing virginity

have child support payments
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  I feel like that doesn’t count. He’s a virgin dad.
  
  Wait, is he Joseph?
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    And more importantly, why were Mary and Joseph married and he still hadn’t gotten the poon?

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