andros_rex@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agobutt mogged these zoomers todaylemmy.worldimagemessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up1624arrow-down135
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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54arrow-down4·2 days agoMy brother in Christ, if this is sexual harassment, your are assaulting everyone who sees you leave the house.
minus-squareVirgilMastercard@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down2·2 days agoCROUCHING ON THE STREET = SEXUAL HARASSMENT
minus-squareD_C@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoWait, I’ve crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested? I’ve also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I…I was just kneeling, officer.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 hours agoBelieve it or not, straight to jail.
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down49·edit-22 days ago your are You somehow managed to get it wrong in an even worse way than normal, I’m actually impressed.
minus-squarePoppa_Mo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down3·2 days agoI’m not surprised you named yourself after the bald dickhead from The Matrix. Narc ass spell correcting butt mog hating nerd.
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down6·2 days agoIt might be news to you but the word cypher existed before the Matrix
minus-squarePoppa_Mo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down6·2 days agoIt absolutely isn’t, if I had called that out originally you wouldn’t have responded with exactly what I expected. I love this. Did you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before cracking your knuckles for this reply? This is Lemmy, you fuckwit. The majority of us are turbo-nerd IT professionals. How the fuck did YOU get here?
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down11·2 days ago responded with exactly what I expected. Did I active your turbo-nerd trap card? Gonna jizz about it while looking at some gargoyle? For someone who is loving it you sure seem mad
minus-squarePoppa_Mo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoI’m just excited. I’ve never caught one in the wild before. I’ve seen you guys post… Wow. It’s like meeting Andy Dick.
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day ago I’ve seen you guys post… Who are these guys? I don’t know or care who Andy is but again you seem mad about something
minus-squareMelvin_Ferd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down2·2 days agoStop assaulting them fascist
My brother in Christ, if this is sexual harassment, your are assaulting everyone who sees you leave the house.
CROUCHING ON THE STREET = SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Straight to jail.
Wait, I’ve crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?
I’ve also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I…I was just kneeling, officer.
Straight to jail!
THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN THE DOOR!!
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
You somehow managed to get it wrong in an even worse way than normal, I’m actually impressed.
I’m not surprised you named yourself after the bald dickhead from The Matrix.
Narc ass spell correcting butt mog hating nerd.
It might be news to you but the word cypher existed before the Matrix
It absolutely isn’t, if I had called that out originally you wouldn’t have responded with exactly what I expected.
I love this.
Did you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before cracking your knuckles for this reply?
This is Lemmy, you fuckwit.
The majority of us are turbo-nerd IT professionals. How the fuck did YOU get here?
Did I active your turbo-nerd trap card? Gonna jizz about it while looking at some gargoyle?
For someone who is loving it you sure seem mad
I’m just excited.
I’ve never caught one in the wild before. I’ve seen you guys post…
Wow. It’s like meeting Andy Dick.
Who are these guys?
I don’t know or care who Andy is but again you seem mad about something
Stop assaulting them fascist
STOP RESISTING
I CANT STOP
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