BrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agoTIL about the max headroom signal hijacking in 1987. Despite having his bare ass spanked by a woman with a fly swatter, the perpetrator was never caught.en.m.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up1655arrow-down18
arrow-up1647arrow-down1external-linkTIL about the max headroom signal hijacking in 1987. Despite having his bare ass spanked by a woman with a fly swatter, the perpetrator was never caught.en.m.wikipedia.orgBrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square91fedilink
minus-squarengwoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·24 days agoHuman ass cheek resonance is unique, like fingerprints. There was no database at the time though.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·24 days agoWhy don’t you send me a recording and I’ll let you know
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·24 days agoOk, but this better be for Science!
minus-squarejagged_circle@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·24 days agoPlease report to your local precinct for spanking fingerprint video session. Don’t worry, the video is stored in amazon using military grade aes 256 encryption. The encryption key is located in the same s3 bucket.
Human ass cheek resonance is unique, like fingerprints. There was no database at the time though.
There’s one now?? 😳
Why don’t you send me a recording and I’ll let you know
Ok, but this better be for Science!
Shhhhhh…
Please report to your local precinct for spanking fingerprint video session.
Don’t worry, the video is stored in amazon using military grade aes 256 encryption. The encryption key is located in the same s3 bucket.