fuck i haven’t fed my eyrie in like 14 years 💀
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
fuck i haven’t fed my eyrie in like 14 years 💀
them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!
ugh everyone knows that babies don’t always contain asbestos, just a lot of geological baby deposits are adjacent to asbestos and it contaminates the mined product
found the escalator engineer
but I am impatient and also I hate escalators and want to spend as little time on them as possible :[
stand on the right of the escalator, walk on the left, or go to fucking jail
(reversed in countries where they drive on the left)
also no single wide escalators. (MTA, cut that shit out!)
the… the bottle hack is for things like popcorn kernels that you can pour…
whoever closes a bread with the bottle hack is the true evil hiding in plain sight
as a former deli worker i wish everyone who orders chipped anything a very fuck you
> be me
> going thorough extremely rough time in my life, just trying to keep it together day by day
> friend across town offers to have me over for the night so I can shower, do laundry, have a meal with him and catch up
> nocar.jpg
> waiting at bus stop
> random guy in an anime tshirt and fedora is staring at me, incrementally stepping closer
> pleasejustleavemealone.avi
> he suddenly lunges toward me while screaming something about energy weapons
> fuckthis.ogg
> begin sprinting for previous bus stop, maybe i can get on the back of the bus and he won’t notice me when he gets on
> fucking schizos
Technology Connections: REAL SHIT
Technology Connextras: I sleep
crispy eggplant semolina torta from Tortaria NYC
legit the best goddamn sandwich i’ve ever had
Could be one batch or many. A “batch” means different things in different food industry contexts and has more to do with ingredient tracking than production timespan
They probably do. Though, food industry metal detectors have to regularly be calibrated with check wands: plastic bars with very small embedded metal fragments designed to mimic possible contaminants like brush wire, oven conveyor pieces, etc.
When I was QA at a food plant that used them, there were numerous problems with the metal detectors.
To this day I still have a lot of anxiety eating factory food because of the nightmares I witnessed at that place…
Yes, but ideally there should be regulation to prevent pimping, predation, trafficking, and STI spread. At the very least, decriminalization protects sex workers from fear of prosecution preventing them from seeking healthcare, legal help, etc.
Trafficking is heinous, but it also gets irreverantly thrown around as a whataboutism by people who are against it for personal instead of rational reasons.
The root of the problems with sex work, as always, is tying means of survival to productivity, which I am against both personally and rationally :P
When I was having my “what’d you learn at school today?” check-in dinner conversation with mom, and I learned the European settlers did not, in fact, peacefully move in and fairly share the land with Native Americans. :|
yes I would like to sign up to be bitten by a human woman, ty
wait, I get a free superpower too!?
(I’ll take super intelligence cuz maybe it’ll cancel out my stupidity then)
Paul just watching his brother like :0
😂
Asahi makes the best one I’ve ever tried
delicious, delicious beer-flavored soda water
INDOOR PLUMBING
I live in an apartment complex. The thought of having to share an outhouse (more than 1 if lucky) with hundreds of strangers TERRIFIES ME. And/or use chamberpots. FUCK NO
A BLESSED ETERNAL AFTERLIFE OF BLISS FOR ALL HUMANS WHO CONTRIBUTED TO INDOOR PLUMBING SCIENCE 😩