Nah, I never forgot. Some of us have good memory, Captain Bone Spurs.

My roommate did a recruiter tour (mistake). He’d absolutely chuckle at that meme. Little did he know I was at the local colleges distributing anti-enlistment memes to the young folks.

Lol why Quest 64?

Correct. Excellent writeup of that whole Telltale Games shitshow.

Parent your kids instead of constantly demanding the government do something. Obviously it’s hard, two parents working/single parent working full-time, everything is expensive, shit sucks. But you also signed up to have kids. At least try to do them a solid and raise them well, and stop asking the already too large government to try to come up with some more shit.

Is a movie that came out 23 years ago still modern?

Lockouts SMH. Back in my day, we just died. And we were happy to work on energized systems for a bee (which was the style at the time).

I meant into the well. But yeah, if she got in Its way, I’m sure they’d throw down.

You’d have to bang Sadako for the It Follows thing to go after her. So… God speed!

As a hetero: lol. Thanks, I’m stealing this.

The censored part of the nail store is also reflected on the hood.

I use gender pods.

Depends on the currency and where you’re from, but when it’s written 3500$ its typically because that’s how it’s pronounced. Thirty five hundred dollars. It’s not a hard and fast rule.

I’ve had a Fold 4 for prolly 8 months now, no issues. But then, I baby my phone. No bigger screen issues either, but I clean it daily.

It’s entirely accurate.

Turkeys unslaughtered, farms are whack, I bet his build order is non-existent, and he probably lost a vill to wildlife.

Ark Survival Evolved over in the corner hoping nobody notices its 700GB+ if you download every map.

I did once, but I got arrested.

I left tech a couple years ago. Left as in I couldn’t find work, so I drifted through a few dead end jobs before my next career landed in my lap. And you know what? I’m happier doing this than I ever was working at a computer all day.