The thing is you can smell yourself. I can smell when I stink. How can you not notice that rancid smell following you is you?

My dreams suck! Oh heres a dream where you get up, have breakfast and go to work. lol! Now you are late idiot! It was a dream!

Women do seem to say everything with no filter and sometimes say “oh you guys talk about the same things” when called out. We don’t. Some do and I class those men as dickheads. Most I know about my guy friends sex lives is if they have a new partner, broke up, and maybe if they had sex yet. Random women on public transport? Basically everything. I don’t want to know.

I don’t think they are. In fact you are the only one I have heard of who even insinuates women talk about their partners less than men.

Dear [Managers Name],

Please accept this as my letter of resignation my last day will be [date/effective immediately] .

[Paragraph on things you did that made you “proud” if you might work there again/professionally bitch about how shit things are if you will never work there again/leave blank]

[Thank you for the opportunity to work here and I wish you all well/leave blank]

Kind Regards,

[Your Name]

Did nobody learn from the time that almost every laptop camera was hacked? My dashcam has an SD card. Why would it need to go to the internet ever?

A lot of people I work with still buy Intel based on brand recognition alone. Most are tech savvy people too.

Shes a billionare.

I played it like two weeks ago, you need to turn on compatibility mode explicitly or it will use the Linux version which doesn’t have online.

I have the steam version no idea if the epic version is different

If this is the same picture I saw years ago. This is from a farm college. So they kinda need the toe hooks.

I guess but it just turns into “and then the space hippies murdered everyone” which isn’t much different from “and then the space racists mudered everyone”

The fanatic xenophobes are never going to be friends with me.

Every time I try to make the hippy dippy make a federation of love and friendship I get sorounded by space racists when I play space racist they are all hippy dippies around me. Why! I just wanna make a happy space family once!

Again? I swear I saw this a month or two ago.

Fuck me the scent for Angry Stepdad is hilarious.

They aren’t going to win anyway. I’d be shocked if Labour somehow wins.

Does the Labour base voter even like Labour at this point?

88 is self concious about how it has let itself go.

Oh! So they can fine by revenue percentage but not against megacorps.

Hah! You say it like I wasn’t depressed at 10 too.

Spotify is Swedish and registered in Luxembourg?

The left one yeah sure. The right one just doesn’t seem to fit at all. I don’t know fashion but it looks like he is mashing 3-4 looks that don’t actually go together.