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MataVatnik@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

Rate my breakfast

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Rate my breakfast

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MataVatnik@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • Dr_Box@lemmy.world
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    The kind of stuff I do to postpone having to go to walmart

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      Don’t u feel like a chef tho?

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        This is some real gourmet shit

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    A modern take of the full english. You’ve got your beans, tortilla instead of hashbrowns, red buffalo flavoring in place of the tomato, ranch as a stand-in for sausage, and the self-loathing fills in for the black pudding.

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      My British coworker said something similar 🤣

  • RandomStickman@fedia.io
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    I’d eat it

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      Me being a degenerate aside, this combo is actually pretty good.

      • RandomStickman@fedia.io
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        I don’t think I’ve seen that Doritos flavour in my area but if I ever get a chance I’ll try some thing. You’re a degen inspo OP <3

        • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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          It’s this one particular shop n save ive been going to. They also had Sriracha flavor, and Cheeseburger flavor.

  • Vespair@lemm.ee
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    protein, fiber, carbohydrates, and a staple grain - feels like an exceptional and healthy choice to me

  • Jollyllama@lemmy.world
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    Already more fiber in your diet than 90% of Americans.

  • SippyCup@feddit.nl
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    Ok time to go home

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thanks g

  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Rate my breakfast warcrime

    Ftfy

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      I always do a little warcrime in the mornings, as a treat ☺️

  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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    No.

  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    Gag reflex strongly kicking in

  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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    Waaaay too much sodium there.

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Ida gone with a more basic corn chip myself, not a big doritos person.

    Curious, are the beans warmed up at all? Any added spices? Ill fuck up a can of beans any time of day but the barest of effort makes them more enjoyable.

    On a scale of 1 to 10 id rate it pretty good. Extra marks for simplicity of prep and clean up.

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      Straight up cold beans

      • Wetstew@lemmy.world
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        Hey OP, it’s me, Wetstew. You doing alright?

        • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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          Hi Wetstew 👋 It’s been a Rollercoaster but I in spite of that its the best it’s ever been in a long time. Thank you for asking 🫶

          • Wetstew@lemmy.world
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            Hell yeah man, Persist.
            Outlive your enemies.👍

  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    that’s gonna be a shartpost in about 5 hours

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      🗣 shart

  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’ll say this is more of a fart post than a shit post.

    For breakfast I’m more into blackened toast with plenty butter and then a bit of marmite and then microwaved baked beans on top.

  • TomMasz@lemmy.world
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    Sad, but understandable.

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      This is the least sad thing about me rn 😭

  • BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca
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    Make sure you microwave the can first

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      I want it to stick it in the rotavap but I want to avoid my coworkers hassling me w questions

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