If you’re too embarrassed to scratch them, I’ll do it for you, not an issue.
If you’re a consenting adult, of course.
Can you not be weird, please
I’ve done that the whole day, I have to let out all the bottled up weirdness at some point
So anyway, you come here often?
No, she can’t not.
This is the internet, people are gonna be weird
I don’t understand the request
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You can just scratch right? Boob is not that bad
screams in scrotum
Rip the people who suffer both, simultaneously.
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Stop doing that and get out of there! You’re stretching my underwear!
just scratch I do noone says anything I doubt they even notice but if they did they’re human they understand itchiness
In Lawrence of Arabia when asked about the secret to snuffing out matches with his fingers without it hurting, Larry responds The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
The trick (we all learn this in our middle adulthood) is not minding what others might think when we scratch our private itches. Everybody itches the way everybody poops. It’s not about hygiene, I itch like fire coming out of the shower (my doc doesn’t know why). If it bothers someone that you’re a human ape thing like the rest of us, they are not worth your time.
I itch like fire coming out of the shower
Do you shower hot? I know several people (including myself) who get itchy if they shower in too high temperatures.
