“what breed is your cat?”
“he’s a stupid asshole is what he is, i love him”
My cat’s breeds are whatever breed of cat you find in dumpsters and car engines 🙃
Standard American Shorthair.
Bonus points if it’s a foundling or feral you just fed until it adopted you.
a foundling
The shapeshifters from DS9?
Damn, FromSoft skipped right over DS 4-8 to go straight for DS9. How is it?
The single brain cell variety.
Fun fact. The reason orange cats are dumb is actually not inherent to it being orange!
Turns out it’s just that male cats are MUCH more stupid than female cats and orange as a color just so happens to be tied to genes that are unlikely to emerge in female cats.
That means orange cats are more likely to be male, which makes them stupid.
The 19% of orange cats that are female, behave perfectly normal
No way did you put shlatt there
I’m among the many who have a Standard Issue Cat.
jokes on you I have no idea what breed my rescue is, he is the cutest and bestest boi in the world though.
