Do we have a Confusing Perspective on here yet? This should be the mascot.

He looks very polite

What a distinguished gentleman.

Damn that’s a large pussy good stuff

massive

I will cuddle it forever

I feel like I’ve been in basically this exact kitchen before. I spied the electric kettle in the background, is this Australia?

give them slami

The cat’s cute and all, but this is oddly unsettling. That cat should not be a few inches taller than me with eyes the size of melons.