I hate to break it to you. But if you were born back then, you wouldn’t be a knight. You wouldn’t be an explorer. You’d be a peasant. Working your farm from birth to grave.
Yeah, this is very much glorifying the past, and probably the future. Medieval peasants would dream of sitting in a warm cubicle, well fed, while scrolling lemmy, if they could imagine it. Space colonization is probably impossible too.
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Still more leisure time then now.
That is mostly a myth. They may have worked less than people at the height of the industrial revolution, but even a laborer who was paid a salary had to spend at least several hours per day on average on “not work” things like food preparation, home maintenance, feeding livestock, gathering firewood, repairing and cleaning clothing. Many tasks that are trivial today were highly arduous.
Then to top it all off it was fairly common for the local lord to force them to do extra labor without pay, like maintaining roads or training in a militia.
Remember that one of the biggest contributions to women’s liberation was the invention of the washing machine.
I currently and never have made enough money to pay professionals to do those things. A LOT of my time is spent preparing food and repairing/cleaning my clothes and dwelling.
If you hand wash your clothes and process all your food from scratch you’re most likely the exception.
You didnt say processing. You said preparing. There have been bakers and butchers for centuries. Im a laborer, so i trade my wage for others goods like people have forever. But yes, i tend to wash my clothes by hand in my sink unless i can afford the laindromat that month
Don’t forget all the time spent dying from now preventable diseases!
Even if you were a knight. Most knights lived shitty lives and didn’t have armor and maidens that glamorous.
I feel like everyone saying op is glorifying the past and future seems to be missing the fact that this is a shitpost.
Yeah, one should not take this random post too serious. 😅
You’d be working the fields. You’d be working the ice hauler.
REMEMBER THE CANT
You’re in the good times right now.
That’s the worst part
I technically disagree, most periods human history had “good times” and the happiness of those people was relative to their expectations and equilibrium with the social and technical possibilities of their moment. You might be miserable if you were teleported to a relatively comfortable life in the year 1500, but they were probably every bit as content as some financially comfortable credentialed working class individual today.
You make an excellent point, my only rebuttal would be that on average people are have become much kinder and more compassionate as they’ve moved up on the hierarchy of needs. Which I believe demonstrates that an ever increasing amount of people are living in comfort and security in our current world, much more than in the 1500s, though I’m sure you could find them.
In the first pictures, the knight would clearly be of the “upper” class. Your chances of being some peon in a field are much, much higher.
Even being a king of that time would be a brutal life in a lot of ways. Death all around and a piss-poor chance of surviving any given year with every bit of your body intact and functional, extremely limited dietary variety, and the smell. Oh god the smell.
A pitchfork still could kill a knight in armor. And then you have a horse and armor
No it can’t, not unless you get incredibly lucky.
Horse thievery is a hanging offense, hanging offense.
Well I guess that’s something you should consider before you kill a knight
Nah, the past was filled with peasants dying of infections and dysentery. The future will just be the Pony Express crew from Mouthwashing. Honestly, I don’t even know what member I’d choose to be since they all went out horrifically.
Born too late to be killed in a siege for a castle I work around.
Too early to die in a fire accident aboard my transport ship to my corporate slave workplace.
Just in time to be a corporate slave.
That top panel is just Elden Ring?
You won’t be a knight, more like a farmer.
I don’t like farms, no thanks. So much bugs. My grandparents, while working on the farms, got bitten by some worm that sucks your blood, ouch, don’t want that.
(Also if you are conscripted in medieval era, knives and swords and arrows hurt like hell, at least a bullet is a quick clean death)
Yeah, I wanna sit in full plate armor and make-out… sounds fun. No, I wouldn’t even want to live in a 17th century castle! Just living in a modern apartment, in a modern neighborhood is vastly more comfortable than a dank, dark, non-AC, poop in a chute 17th century castle.
Oh but we can sit around a campfire. Thats not so bad at least.
Yeah, camping and campfires are nice. They are nice because they are temporary and by choice.
Now-a-days you cant even do that if you have to in the states. Youll get scooped up and sent to a prison to be forced to work for free.
The first and second images are fantasy.
How come everyone wants to imagine the future is great and the past was great (it wasn’t, it’s literally just now but worse), but nobody wants to imagine what they could do to make now better?
Last image from 2nd line is cyberpunk, that’s what a techno-fascist country is becoming. OP might be able to live it, he just have to move to the US (or wait if he already lives there)
The first and second images are fantasy.
Even if you concede “Knights exist” and “Astronauts exist”, the idea that you’re going to be a knight much less a fucking astronaut relative to being a subsistence farmer or a digital desk jockey…
How come everyone wants to imagine the future is great and the past was great
That’s the other joke, though. Both these images are of people marching off to war. Presumably, these knights are going to the Holy Land to bake in the hot sun and shit themselves to death from cholera. Meanwhile, the interstellar colony ships are going to be rationing everything from calories to moles of oxygen.
The modern era guy doing a simple 9-5 desk job, getting more wealth in return in a week than an knight errant or an astronaut earns in a month, then going home to fuck his hot wife and play catch with his adorable kids has it pretty great by comparison.
Kinda hard to build FTL tech on imagination instead of billions/trillions of dollars of research, insane skills in math, physics, etc.
Fantasy was always fantasy
The middle ain’t ever comin’ my guy
And the fist one we’d still be the peasants not knights.
Still think it would be more fulfilling to plant crops rather than “keeping the KPI up”, “limiting the exceptions rate” or “moving a button 3px to the left”…
Give it a try using ancient tech and get back to me after you come back to the city because your back is completely fucked.
Also, add in the drastically higher incidence of parasites and plague!
“Baby, you’ve got a stew goin’!”
Plus, probably still required to do military service, only you get no armor and face knights in full plate who have trained their whole lives to kill you.
There’s no job from those times you couldn’t do today while literally living better than they did. Quit your job, give away everything you own and go live in a tent in the woods harvesting mushrooms: Your life would still be better than theirs because you would still have access to some emergency healthcare, foodbanks when you are starving, and be protected from marauding pillagers.
You can become a farmer if that appeals to you. Doubt you want that though
You can go do that now, no one’s stopping you.
Something something Enrico fermi
And the first never existed in the way imagined.
Nothing that is heavier than air could ever fly.
I dunno, middle right looks to me like a cyberpunk dystopia with heavy smog. We can pretty much do that right now!
Now replace the future with how Night City in Cyberpunk 2077 looks like.
At least we have air conditioning
Speak for yourself!
Bold of you to assume the guys crewing that spaceship aren’t just doing some job they hate to pay the bills
While being forced to travel literal lightyears away from everyone they ever knew, and potentially outliving everyone they care about due to relativity shenanigans.
